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I saw Mrs. White Have a fight And Professor Plum Had one HECK of a night. In the library, she didn't think Just grabbed that candlestick And whacked him, it was preferred, You see, over her Lady Bic. And I don't care What she says, I know for a fact she killed him dead. ***Featured in the 01/16/2003 Comedy Newsletter***
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