Tuna, is, like, Gross

Like, eeewww,
the smell disgusts me...

Wrinkles up my cute
button nose, which is not
good for my skin.

Stench of, like, sea beasts
caught in dolphin killing nets
left to, like, rot
and cause a gaggy odor.

Feast of nerds
at the, like, loser table...
pollution of the cafeteria.

Oste-ICK-thyes drenched in
fattening mayonnaise
and spread on cheap white bread.

The swordfish of the, like, poor man.

SOOOOOOO, like, gross.