Slup, blup, SPLAT

Slup, blup, SPLAT
Ahhhhh, that there his where hits at.

Woman naggin
Pants’r saggin

I shore am pissed off.

Slup, blup, SPLAT
Ahhhhh, that there his where hits at.

Drinkin buddy didn’t show
Got no wheres else to go

This here’s me, pissed off.

Slup, blup, SPLAT
Ahhhhh, that there his where hits at.

But I got ta tell ya
Throwin bacon grease on
The side a the barn
And watchin’ the dogs
Git concushuns
Tryin ta git it
Shore is makin me feel
Better.

Slup, blup, SPLAT
Ahhhhh, that there his where hits at.


Bubba Whinnery



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