Evil Elvis Carbon Copy

It’s Now Or Never you royal impostor.
*Points a shaky finger*
A Fool Such As I believed you once
I’m All Shook Up over this charade.
Don’t Be Cruel with your sweet swivel hips
Return To Sender, your gyrating lips
You’re the Devil In Disguise, only a sad imitation
I Beg of You, cease this mean dissimilation
*arm over eyes in woe*
My’A Big Hunk O' Love is gone for good
You’re such a Hound Dog
To make me remember The Wonder Of You
Of him! His rockin’ royal highness!
*Yells real loud*

Be gone you counterfeit Casanova
Go away you bogus babe
You can never be Elvis
Hang up your sham shimmy, and sideburns
Because the King, YOU AIN’T!
*Stomps feet and pouts*