Smurf Love

I don’t care that Gargamel made you, I
Only want to fondle your long blonde hair.
Don’t make me stand with the rest of the guys
I’ll make you happy forever, I swear.

Don’t pick Brainy, ‘cause he never shuts up
And I know that Vanity’s really gay
Do not ask me how I know,*wink* ahh yup,
I was only experimenting that day.

I love you more than double chocolate cake
More than shrimp, and THICK filet mignon too!
Being near you gives me a bellyache
Oh wait! *fart* I just need to take a poo.

This baker wants to give you his heart shaped
Cookie, and kiss until our lips are chapped.