The Humane Body

The Humane Body is a lil' furnace. Sighentists figured this out because of jeans. In a secret test, sighentists put a Humane Body in a sleeping bag. After a while, they found that the Humane Body's jeans were warm to the touch. Because of this the sighentists decluded that the Humane Body made heat. Then they made it a new law. It is the Law of Thermal Underwear. So now, when you go to the opeorea in downtown Chase Manhattan on a cold night, you can be happy to know that the Humane Body will warm your jeans. Next time , I will report on something else. For right now, this is all I know.