Some Limericks

A cook in the small town of Biscoe
Fried all of her food in crisco.
She cried with a pout,
"I want to get out!"
So she left to go to the disco!



An odd prankster from McGehee
Made a giggle like "tee-hee!"
But then he thought,
"What if I get caught?
Then they'd all laugh at me!"



In the small town of Delight
Lived a man who loved to write.
He picked up his pen
And said with a grin,
"This keeps me up all night!"



A tired old rooster in Rudy
Went each morn to his duty.
He loved to crow
And put on a show
So the hens would think him a cutie.



A pretty young lass from Bald Knob
Was thought to be quite a snob.
She said with a frown,
"I hate this small town!"
So she was smacked in the gob!