It Certainly Does Suck

You suck and suck and suck and suck and suck
And then you suck and suck and suck some more
You suck and suck and suck and suck and suck
And then you bang into the kitchen door.

You make loud noise and scare our kitty cat
Your cord gets twisted up and comes unplugged
Your bags cost more than diapers for my brat
Your bulky mass is heavy to be lugged.

I turn you on and wow, you make me hot!
I turn you off when cleaning day is o’er
You didn’t really help with that wine spot;
I need a better suck, but they cost more.

When we suck face, we really suck, my dear!
Perhaps we should make sucking our career.

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