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  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #658547  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Jonah
Bad to the Bone Limerick, about a marine mammal straight from the Old Testament.
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There once was a miscreant whale
Who swallowed my son while a-sail.
Said the shark judge all tense,
“That’s a flipperal offense!
Spit him out, or you’re going to jail!"
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