Razor's Edge

Razor's Edge

"You used my razor
to shave your legs?!" he accused,
trying to stay calm
as blood dripped from his chin while
he peeked at her in the bath.

"Or perhaps," she said,
as she yanked the curtain shut,
"it could be argued
that you used MY leg razor
by mistake to shave your face!?"

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The prompt: Write a kyoka, in the form of a conversation between husband and wife, about a bath product that is not in place!
(It's supposed to be bad!)