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 Slammed Out, Slammed Down
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BEWARE! You have entered my folder filled with bad poetry. These poems were all written for the various Anti-Slam contests sponsored by Pita and Katya, where 1 star is king. All bad poetry shall be laid to rest here.Sick

This poetry is meant for 1 star ratings. If you give any of these poems higher ratings than 3 stars, you will be asked to rerate them (and annoy me in the process). Wink

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Poetry
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11/24/07  12:28am
Everyone knows blogging is overrated. One star ratings please.
Genres: Comedy :: Internet/Web :: Satire
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Poetry
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The adventures of a Stik Figure cruising the internet
Genre: Comedy
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Poetry
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Because Valentine's Day is a disgusting disgrace
Genres: Comedy :: Holiday
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Poetry
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11/18/07  2:23am
What do I like in a man? Here's your answer.
Genres: Personal :: Comedy
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Poetry
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11/18/07  2:20am
A bad reflection on the master of the underworld
Genre: Melodrama
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Poetry
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The sad, sorry, one star fate of books
Genre: Melodrama
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Poetry
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A plea full of alliteration and stench
Genre: Melodrama
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Poetry
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I'm courting trouble with this one.
Genres: Comedy :: Adult
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A recipe and nothing more. Right.
Genres: Comedy :: Food/Cooking
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Poetry
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11/18/07  2:10am
From the mouth of a frustrated bad poet
Genre: Melodrama
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Poetry
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11/18/07  2:09am
What happens to those missing socks of ours? They get eaten, of course!
Genre: Comedy
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Poetry
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11/18/07  2:07am
Invented words and break-ups make for awful poetry!
Genres: Melodrama :: Personal
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Poetry
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The most obscene salad on record, I'd say
Genres: Comedy :: Food/Cooking
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Poetry
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One star answer to the question of what lawn gnomes do when we're not looking
Genres: Comedy :: Adult
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Poetry
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11/18/07  1:56am
scary, especially with this batch of mimes!
Genres: Comedy :: Arts
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Poetry
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A nauseating ode to a Disney character
Genres: Comedy :: Animal
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Poetry
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A disgusting musing on body hair and the losing battle to eradicate it
Genre: Comedy
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Poetry
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What happens when twisted people don't get enough sleep (and write poetry)
Genres: Comedy :: Animal
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Poetry
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Dogs are bad little critters...just like this poem!
Genres: Comedy :: Animal
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Poetry
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11/18/07  1:43am
A terrible tribute to some socks
Genres: Fashion :: Melodrama
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Poetry
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11/18/07  1:38am
My one star review of these candy things
Genres: Food/Cooking :: Comedy
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Poetry
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11/18/07  1:36am
Nemo's worth more than one star, but this poem isn't!
Genres: Animal :: Entertainment
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Poetry
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11/18/07  1:35am
Utterly cheestastic ditty involving gumshoes and veggies
Genres: Crime/Gangster :: Comedy
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Poetry
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11/18/07  1:32am
Intentionally awful poem of national lament
Genres: Melodrama :: Political

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