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Sweat running in my eyes running races down my face, dirt hiding in my nose filling each and every space. Toiling with the hoe and weeding every alien shoot. Shooting them up with Miracle Grow is quite a hoot! Broken two dozen fingernails and given birth to six or seven calluses. But it's worth it when I see the cucumbers looking like Martian phalluses. ***Featured in the 3/24/10 Comedy newsletter***
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