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O Mechanic, My Mechanic
"Lubricate your engine regularly," my handsome mechanic said with a wink. He offered to 'check my spark plugs' for me - By then I was swooning – I couldn't think. "There are a few keys to long engine life - keep the oil full, if you know what I mean! Replace your throttle body - avoid strife. And make sure your carburetor is clean." "Also, don't let your engine overheat" impossible when he's so very near. Then he suggests that he lube me – how neat! And he checks my coolant level, oh dear! From now on I'll take the car for repair, I tell my poor husband - it's only fair! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Subject is: The Joy of Car Maintenance Format is: I'm fairly sure that's a sonnet, but Pita has only licensed Cisco for Free Verse and Haiku. So the format is Free Verse with the restrictions that it must be 14 lines and iambic pentameter. It's supposed to be bad, so ONE STAR is coveted!
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