Sedan Sonnet Of Smelliness

My ancient vehicular dinosaur
Shuffles down the road, coughing and gasping
For a good intake of air. Nothing more
Desired than a juicy lubed bearing.

Only time he does zero to sixty
In six seconds is when he goes downhill.
Needs a backup for his backup battery,
Can’t help but fear the next mechanics bill.

I’ve even tried Metamucil and Geritol
Tried kicking the damn tires and stuff
Even so, he’s really tough through it all
He holds his head high and just won’t give up.

Just wish they made Bean-O for the Acclaim
Since that last backfire, he won’t be the same.