Tongue Garbage

Playing catch with tongue garbage
Tossing words back and forth
Poking fun at verbiage
For all we are worth.

Tossing words back and forth
Mixing in vomit and poop
For all we are worth.
No low to which we won’t stoop.

Mixing in vomit and poop
Hemorrhoids and crayons
No low to which we won’t stoop.
While competitors shout, “Stink on!”

Hemorrhoids and crayons
Toss in mucus sliding down dandruff mountains
While competitors shout, “Stink on!”
So we add something about anal terrains.

Toss in mucus sliding down dandruff mountains
Never can tell what we’ll do next
So we add something about anal terrains.
And sweat sliding between breasts.

Never can tell what we’ll do next
Kung fu kicks at pick up sticks
And sweat sliding between breasts.
Do you suppose my bribes will this contest fix?

Kung fu kicks at pick up sticks
Up chuck muck and naked feet
Do you suppose my bribes will this contest fix?
We can’t be beat!

Up chuck muck and naked feet
Poking fun at verbiage
We can’t be beat!
‘Cause we’re playing catch with tongue garbage