Homework

4 p.m.

“Kids, do you have homework?”
“Nooooo.” Silly question.
“Bring me your backpacks.”
“Well, maybe, um, hang on!”
Yep, thought so.

4:30 p.m.

|Turn off the TV
“Do your homework.”
“Aw man! We were gonna… I was getting up.”
“No, you weren’t!”
“Yes, I was!”
“Uh-uh!”
“Yes, huh!”

4:45 p.m.

DINNER

“Did you guys finish your homework?”
“Ummmmmm”
“Make sure you finish up after dinner.”
*Groan* “YESSSS, MOMMMM!”

8 p.m.

“Hit the showers! Homework done?”
“Uhhhhhh. Ihaveascienceprojectdue&didn’tknowhowtodosomeparts!”

Midnight

Cut
Yawn
Paste
Glance at watch
Type
Yawn
Fold
C R Y…….