Donnicker

Donnicker*

“Okay, now go! Now pedal! Now – Look out!
Now wait! Now stop! Now – hold on, wait for me!
All right, now watch for people! Look about!
Okay, now BILLY! Careful, there’s a tree!

“MY GOD, here comes the farmer! Off the bike!
Get down! He’ll see you! Better drink some milk….
Just act as though you’re tired from a hike.
He’s passing by! My boy, you’re smooth as silk.

“Okay, back on - now steady, now…. big smile!
Now clutch the flowing banner in your teeth.
Look out for cowshit – YUCK! A whole big pile!
Now look, you’re brown and stinky underneath.”

In poopy Bill's imagination wrote:
Come see the famous William, circus goat!

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*What circus folks call a toilet or Porta-John