She's A Very Freaky Girl

She's A Very Freaky Girl

Freak among women,
that is me! I HATE TO SHOP!
I am not kidding -
I'd rather poke my own eyes
out than go shopping for clothes.

I get so cranky
whenever I need new clothes.
I rush in and out
of the store in a hurry,
without trying the things on.

I know, I know .. sigh.
Women are supposed to shop!
It is in our genes!
A traitor to my gender -
but all the men just LOVE me!

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Prompt - Subject is:The Joy of Avoiding Shopping for Clothes

Format is: Un–English Tanka (5,7,5,7,7 syllables) Max stanzas 3