Easter Monday Bummer

Prompt: Write, using limericks, about a visit on the beach on Easter Monday. You also have to mention the traffic jams on your way back home. Maximum 10 limericks.


Easter bunny is done with his duty,
donning speedo on cutie-patooty.
Over beaches he hops
‘til he’s napped by the cops,
charged with making big piles of doody.

While sniffing about in the jail,
Bunny wonders how he will make bail.
He has just paid the rent
and he hasn’t a cent
and the shaking won’t stop in his tail.

Bunny’s mother, when told of his crime,
finds out where he is doing the time.
She hops fast to his cell
and she sure gives him hell:
“You will pay me back every last dime!”

Freed at last from a prisoner’s pain,
There’s an accident blocking their lane.
Bunny’s mom has to poop
and they’re caught in a loop
when the cops come a-nabbin’ again!