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One of Those Pesky Commandments
For the 2nd annual anti-slam poetry finals; a triad, unrhymed, about discount savings.
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I save lots of money by stealing;
I find petty thievery lots of fun.
I’ve never been apprehended even once.

It’s the best way to save lots of money
and then have more to spend on lots of beers
and summa that liposuction surgery.

I never have to worry about finding a job
since everything in my life is totally free
with my five-finger discount method.
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