Frere, Jacques?

Ding-dong, Ding-dong, get the door!
trip on wavy tilting floor;
doorbell chimes a billion times -
karma cat chameleon crimes
chasing down the suitor’s knocks
(brain-cell challenged box of rocks!)
Flowing hair flung to the ground,
rescued maiden fat and round
snaps the thinning hair and falls
baring bra and Underalls
made by little folk in France
experts all in underpants:
who knows how, or why, or who?
parfois je me sens comme je deviens fou.