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Content Rating Notice: GC -- May Contain Graphic Content
Only For: 18 and Older, Not Easily Offended
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Safe Sex - Not a topic for Yesterday
Sing this to the music of Yesterday, by the Beatles
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Yesterday

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, there's a shotgun hanging over me
It's an unexpected pregnancy
Oh I believe in birth control!

Why I had to come, I dont know... she wouldnt blow
Now there's something wrong; How I long for birth control...

Gohonorrea, It all started with a painful rear
Now my seamen doesn't seem so clear
Oh I believe in birth control!

Syphilis, it all started with a drunken kiss
Now it hurts me when I take a piss
Oh I believe in birth control!

Little Crabs, Little bastards always up for grabs
All I seem to do is pick the scabs
Oh I believe in birth control!

Why I had to come, I dont know... she wouldnt blow
Now there's something wrong; How I long for birth control...
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