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Me and My Monkey
Life is such an adventure when you're insane.
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Using word prompts of scooter, pet monkey and ice cream cone.



         Me and My Monkey

I was riding on my scooter
(it is quite a little pooter),
with my monkey pet named "Eekie"
on my knee.

Down Main street we were chillin',
when I felt somethin' wet a'spillin'
and thought, "Oh, no! My monkey took a pee!"

Then I heard someone a'yellin,
"Come back, you thieving felon!"
and turned to see a lady shooting me the bone!

Then I saw the source of moisture,
sped up and ran, and lost her,
as Eekie finished off her ice cream cone.

         The End






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