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  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Other >> ID #739713  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Be FREE!!!!!!
Bathing, who needs it?!
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1.
Hygiene
What good is it?
We are our own people
We're our own special putrid brand
Love it!

2.
Bathing daily
Why that is just wasting water!
Think of all the money you would save every day!
Let us all just be nice and stinky on our bodies...and writing!
No washing - yay!

3.
Dirty
It's gads of fun!
Make kids faint on the streets!
Just lift nasty pits to the winds
Be FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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8-22-03

This is written for ANTI-SLAM! It's supposed to be horrible, disgusting, and retched! rate it a one, if it's as bad as it can get!
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