The Little Laid Mermaid

The Little Laid Mermaid

One day Ariel sat on a rock picking her scales,
when suddenly she screamed, "What the HELL!"

She'd found an opening where none had been,
and curiousity made her stick her finger in.

"OOOwee! Unh! Unh!" she yelled and groaned.
"At last! This mermaid can finally get BONED!"

Since this portal was new, she was concerned with size,
So Huey, Dewey and Louie were the first to oblige.

They left Ariel wanting, her song unsung,
ducks it seemed, were way under-hung.

She next tried a prince, and he was bigger,
but smelled like a frog, and was quick on the trigger.

Saddened, she decided to make a wish to the God of the Sea,
But wrinkled her nose when she smelled fish, then thought, "Ewww! That's me!"

She tempted Beauty's Beast with the promise of tail,
And, of course, he succumbed, 'cause he's a male.

It was a long session, and when it was through,
Ariel was speechless -- couldn't even say, "Whew!"

When she recovered, she said, "Beast, Beauty's no fool,
You're ugly and hairy, but hung like a mule!"