A Little Improv

A happy clown
who does a little tumble
making the audience roar
with a little stumble

He does a marvelous cartwheel
and with his butt in the air
lets out a fart so grand
it makes everyone gasp and stare

Within seconds the first row is down
either faint or about to rench
and the clown laughs aloud
breathing in his putrid stench

The ringmaster turns away
shaking his head at the fact
quietly he mumbled to himself
"yeah, that wasn't part of the act."

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8-29-03

This is for the ANTI-SLAM! it's supposed to be horrible and totally tasteless. Rate it a one!