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Smushed Veggies
Chained haiku about vegetables for the Anti-Slam.
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I
Many vegetables
are yummy and tasty mashed
until they are pulp.

II
Potatoes are best
when mashed and served with gravy
running down the sides.

III
I dream of creamed corn
and its neighbor creamed spinach.
Both are very good.

IV
Smushed peas are not good.
They should be banned everywhere.
As should mushed carrots.

V
Babies are served these.
Their parents should be locked up
and served mushed carrots.
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