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Vegetable Korma
Written for Round 7 of The Third Annual Anti-Slam
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Prompt: Write 3-5 haikus on the theme of vegetables


VEGETABLE KORMA

Asparagus to
Zucchini all called here please!
Stand in attention!


My lover she wants
To be tickled you know where ...
In her armpits, YAY!


Carrots have rough leaves,
Onions, thin skin, smelly bulbs,
Potatoes have eyes!


Tomatoes, you leak,
Leek, Spinach, Mint leaves, come here,
Show me your caress!


That will do now, BACK!
Not HERE, you bloody veggies,
Tickle my lover THERE!



© Dr. Taher Kagalwala


P.S. Korma is an Indian dish of mixed vegetables.


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