Oriental Veggie Kung-Fu Haiku

Bad (silly) on purpose poetry, if ya love it or thought it was hysterical - rate a 1!

Edamame says,
As he snap kicks Gobo in
The groin, "call me Ed."

Gobo is down for
The count so Mung Bean nails Ed
With a big lung kick.

Choy Sum chooses to
Chicken kick them both into
The big silver wok.

Kohlrabi joins in
And everyone knows: trouble’s
About to begin.

They all end up in
A karate chop orgy.
Stir-fry anyone?

Veggies names are capitalized because they took them on as their names when they became animated. Vegetables aren't very creative, except perhaps Ed. For more info on these veggies (the non-animated variety) click here: http://www.evergreenseeds.com/evergreenseeds/vegetableseeds.html


ANOTHER NOTE: This is not really a haiku. Upon further research on Asian forms I have discovered that this type of poem is actually a Zappai. For information on this and other poetry forms, click here: "A Poet's Tool Box"