Fairies!

My mystery of the socks
rolls right up there
with the science of NASA
and the IRS
you see...it's all a conspiracy
the sock makers of the world
all come together
and sneak into your homes at night
silent as little tooth fairies
(wearing sandals of course)
to steal one of each sock
their goals...
to dominate the world with money
with geeky mismatched citizens...

and just to act like fairies.


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This is an ANTI-SLAM! It's supposed to be dumb, rotten, and foul so rate it a one!