Shrimp Cocktail With Goo

SHRIMP COCKTAIL WITH GOO



Recipe for The Hungry Anti-Slammers!

Preparation Time: 15 minutes
Serves: 16 nauseated anti-Slammers!



Hunger
Everlasting Hunger!
Took me to the kitchen yesterday.
No rations except for these:
A bunch of berries
A bagful of shrimp
A nice little handkerchief
Filled with the nasal goo;
A spoon of pickle
Made from leftover snails;
And a half a tomato gone squishy as pulp.
Now I took out a sauce pan
And threw in the shrimp,
Sauteed it while I diced the handkerchief;
I mixed it in the boiling shrimp,
To provide the necessary "oil",
And added the pickle,
To spice it;
Next I stirred in the tomato,
And let it cook a while,
And once it was ready,
I dressed it with the snail-pile;
And the piece de resistance: a lump of fried rat-tail vermicelli on the top.
Perfect!

Finally, I served it to my mother-in-law,
And she said, Son of mine, this is DELICIOUS!

© Dr. Taher Kagalwala, the Chef.