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Fish and Vegetable Medley
BAD ON PURPOSE! If you love it, give it a onesie!
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BAD ON PURPOSE! If you love it, give it a onesie!


Chop vegetables into
Stir-fry size pieces,
While singing a duet
With the bus boy.

Harmonically sauté in frying pan
With ginger and garlic
Gusto until mostly tender.

Cook fortissimo fish and add a
Crescendo. Cook noodles in water,
Following directions on package.

Place noodle notes in large
Staccato serving bowl.

Add fish pieces and
Vivace vegetables on top.
Sprinkle with soy sauce
To taste with an accent
On B-flat.


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