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Chomping Chips
Written for Final Round 6 of the Third Annual Anti-Slam contest (Item ID:637371)
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CHOMPING CHIPS


Potato wafers,
Chips, slices - eaten them all!
Tasty, very nice!

Now it is a vice,
Always eating ... burp! glug! burp!
Stomach is bloated!

So fat are my cheeks,
I resemble the full moon,
Why eat them so much?

Can't stop eating them,
Day and night, I reach for them ...
Ugh, please pass me more!

Obesity and
High blood pressure no problem ...
Duh! Gonna die soon.


© Dr. Taher Kagalwala

Written for Final Round 6 of:

The Third Annual Anti-Slam, 2003

Prompt: Write 3-5 haiku on some vice. Keep it decent.
© Copyright 2003 Dr Taher Wishes Happy 2012! (UN: drtaher at Writing.Com). All rights reserved.
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