Winkin, Blinkin, and Knod

         The Law Firm of Winkin, Blinkin, and Knod

I left my home down on the rural route, took my wife and went driving about,
         When a big old cow got in my way,
I was doing about a hundred and ten, I hit the brakes and hit them again,
         And said to myself, somebody's gonna pay.
We came to rest in a farmer's barn, I looked to see what was the harm
         To my old red Cadillac Coupe Deville
And as I was looking around, I saw my wife upside down
         With her nose stuck up in the grille
I grabbed her phone to make a call, to a number I got off the wall,
         But don't think it's all that odd,
It was a lawyer I had on the line, the head man working overtime
         From Winkin, Blinkin and Knod.
A legal firm with lots of class, next year the Bar exam they'll pass
         To become legal in all states but forty-nine,
This bunch will never fail, they'll keep you out of the county jail
         I'm gonna come out of this smelling fine.
To compensate me for my loss, I won't have to have a boss
         Though I'll still be walking funny
And Momma can't step out no more, nor does she strut the dancing floor
         But she's still my Honeybunny
The worst thing about this cow attack, was what it did to my Cadillac
         Cause now it smells like a zoo,
And when I crank it for a ride, I just don't have the same ole pride
         It makes me feel kind of blue
So I'm suing that cow for all she's worth, And every calf she gives birth
         My lawyers say I'll win quite a wad
Them lawyer will afix the blame, everyone will know their name,
         Cause they're Winkin, Blinkin and Knod

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Words required to be used by "Para/Poem Challenge "Open""  in this poem:
         Winkin'...Blinkin'...Knod