Sweet Revenge

Sweet Revenge

I think it’s time I took a stand
Put a stop to the misery I’ve suffered at your hands.
You’ve pushed me too far and now you will learn
The taste of sweet revenge, which you have earned.
So here’s what I have in mind for you
You’ll be less than human once I am through.

Firstly, at your house, I’ll cut the wires
Then on your car I’ll slash your tires
Open the bonnet, replace oil with gravy
This, for weeks, will be repeated daily.
Your letterbox I’ll fill with porridge
Only coz your antics have been truly horrid.

I’ll tie you up to a chair in the garage
A test, no doubt you’ll lose your courage
Some might think that is inhumane,
But you’re not the only one who can play this game.
So I’ll cut off your fingers, one by one
Post them to your father in a hot dog bun

Next I will rid you of your balls
And you penis, hurl them down the Niagara Falls
By now you’ll be screaming, begging for mercy
That’ll teach you for being a liar, cheap and dirty.
I’ll serve up a dish of dog turds and parsnip
Unbeknown to you, it’s flavoured with Arsenic

Cut open your neck, pull out your vocal chords
The silence that follows is my instant reward
You may think we’re nearing the end
But I’ve only just started, my dear friend.
I’ll make you stick out your slimy tongue,
Open your mouth and fill it with dung.

Revenge, as they say is so very sweet
A bucket of concrete, in go your feet
You’ll be lowered into the River when I’m done
On the slimy, rocky bottom is where you belong
I do enjoy seeing you blighted
Take a good look at this girl you slighted

Your liver, bowels and kidneys dissected
Was that a hint of repentance I detected?
Next, take your heart and smash it with a rock
Lay you down, place your head on the block
As I bring down the cleaver I smile with glee;
You should’ve known better than to mess with me