Why Arnold will be a Good Gov...

Why Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be a Great Govenor

Listed in order from number 40 to number 1, are the reaons given. The ranking is set by our panel of experts which included, Bubba Whinery, his ex-wives, Honeybunny and Raylene, and his former father-in-law and first cousin, Jim Whinery. All well qualified to judge these California reasons, cause "they all get and read the Prentiss Headlight, the local paper." As someone has observed, a newspaper you can toss up in the air and read all the news worth reading before it hits the ground! By the way, no need to write these judges in an effort to raise your favorite post in the standing since I don't think any of them can actually read.

The Top 40 Reasons Why...

41.

Arnie is really the housewives’ choice
Despite these feminists giving voice.
Housewives dismiss a guy with specs
In favour of a guy with pecs.

youdancing

40 Arnold is a Great actor, but can he handle being a Gov.? Time will tell. ruthann

39. ...because he understands how hard it is to learn English. Airycat =^..^=

38 ...his specialty is rescuing people from fires! ~Sweets~

37 ...Well, just because

Stop beating up Arnold
And put these sarcastic comments on hold -
Though I suspect some wouldn’t call a halt
even if he fixed the San Andreas Fault

especially that Winds guy
youdancing

36 Arnie has silenced his critics (permanently) by revealing HOW he will cut waste, slash bureaucracy, and chop taxes. youdancing

35 He can pump them (California) up. Writer of the Winds

34. Because...He's never afraid to let someone go. Starr* Rathburn

33. Education will be a priority... especially in the Kindergarten where his policy of replacing all the teachers with gun happy cops is bound to be a winner. FM - 1 Writer to rule them all

32. Arnold, the Austrian born California Governor will do the state of California a good deed or he'll come back to "Kill us last"...lol MOO for President

31. Because someone will be Huffington and puffing over his shoulder to make sure he does. gailey

30. It was a TOTAL RECALL and Arnold is now here to "Pump You Up!" W.D.Wilcox © ¿ Φ

29. I feel Arnold will be a good Gov because he'll always be back--probably like a toothache, but...! bbqspaghetti

28. Because who can oppose a governor they can't understand? Rapunzel

27. Because with his Total Recall, he can be the Terminator of any of his constituents who tell True Lies. Pam

26. With his penchant for catchy phrases he can do away with that obscure (and disturbingly foreign sounding) state motto, 'Eureka!', in favor of something much more appropriate to the California lifestyle--like 'Let's party!' missmozell

25. Because he can take care of that pesky state budget deficit out of his pocket change. missmozell

24. He's married to a Kennnedy, so that makes him one. Aren't Kennedys supposed to hold political offices? He just wanted to please his in-laws... cicada

23 On The Sixth Day he'll do some Collateral Damage to Junior A/K/A The Villian for Pumping Iron and leaving CA finances in such turmoil. Pam

22. Because for the last 20 years everything he's done has been make believe. Writer of the Winds

21. It keeps him out of films Floss

20. Because he doesn't want to hear California say, "Asta la vista, baby!" to him in a future recall. gailey

19. his unfortunate track record shows he’ll be well able to grab Bush by the short and curlies and ‘persuade’ him of the merits of the biggest aid package ever to turn Ca-li-forn-ya into the ‘Loan Star’ State - yes, the 'State of Taxless’! youdancing

18. Afterall, he's such a touchy/feely kind of guy with strong views on cloning and kindergartens, likes terminating the devilish, and will not abide the collateral damage that predators rort. Mortuus

17. He's got a cool accent... d_vine1147

16. It will keep them from doing a Terminator 4; "He'll be back", but lets hope it won't be anytime soon. shen

15. To create absolute peace and cut out wastefulness, Arnold will reach to the opposition by terminating them and the entire population of California, so he can be back over and over again. Joy

14. he’s had lots of experience of getting to grips with sensitive tissues – I mean issues – and has promised to reach out to all and sundry, even the opposition. youdancing

13. Because, SCHWARZENEGGER stands for
Some California Housewives Who Are Really Zealously Enjoying Neuromuscular Exercise Get Going Enraging R-nold Writer of the Winds

12. Because there can be no if's, and's or butt's about it, his attention will be more focused and he'll keep abreast of the situation. gailey

[Cisco seems to have snapped his whip one time too many and fell into a rut here...ed]