If I Were. . .

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If I Were












If I were a princess, I would catch a frog


And dance about the hill, and place him on a log.


Then I’d pucker up and kiss . . . the log


Fooled you, didn’t I. I'd never kiss a frog!

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If I were a magician, I would wave my wand.


And I’d prance mightily over to the fishpond


Where I’d catch me that mean, old catfish


And I’d cook him up and serve him on a dish.

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If I were a witch, why I’d grab my broomstick.


I’d sweep out my kitchen, then give one swift kick


And fly into the sky, where I could gaze down


And see what everyone was doing downtown.

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If I were a girl, just like silly old me,


I’d compose rhymes, one, two and three,


But I’d prepare to stop when I got to four


‘Cause I’m sure there's a dragon’s coming to my door.

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