Missing Link

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I'm sorry I was a lousy date
I should have made you wise,
That I have this tacky tendency
Toward very roving eyes.

My friends had told me you're a witch
A thought I did ignore,
For I thought I saw an angel
When you first walked in the door.

But I guess they weren't kidding,
And meant it in the truest sense;
That you practice spells and curses,
Still, you sure can fill a dress!

So I'm sorry that I angered you
As we sat there eating lunch.
When that cheerleader walked on by us,
With that skirt hiked up a bunch.

Just couldn't keep from sneaking
A last look as she strolled by,
And I should have seen that look
That suddenly came into your eye.

So I've heard us called Neanderthals
By women once or twice,
But I really think you went too far.
This isn't very nice.

You could have said I was a lowlife
And just left me flat at that,
Instead you proved your witchy prowess
All that's missing is your bat!

Here I am now in this pickle
Still in shock, just look at me;
All I crave now is bananas
And a big tall swinging tree!