When Good Kitties Go Bad

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So I wasn't always like this,
Use to be so cute and sweet;
At least until that Pug dog,
Went and moved in down the street.

Started when he took my bap toy,
Chewed it up and spat it out.
Tried real hard to not get pissed off,
That's not what kitties are about.

But then he started making faces
(Like he wasn't ugly enough)
Started teasing my poor litter mates,
That's when I knew I must get tough!

My owner has this pellet gun
It's not me, but I'm darn mad!
He's too fricken' big to chase,
To piss him off will make me glad.

So I plan to pop his butt
At least a million times or two.
Then I don't think that little ugly face
Will bug me anymore, do you?