Not Even One

Writer's Cramp: Granny is getting real old and lately she has been having a time remembering her oven is on. Write a poem or story(preferably) about why Granny has burned your chocolate chip cookies...(my favorite and the blacker on the bottom the better)

Not even One

Granny burned the cookies again.
The house was full of fire.
The firemen came and had to break-in
‘Cause Granny'd fallen asleep.

Granny burned the cookies again.
Now the kitchen's no longer there.
The firemen sprayed the house with foam,
But Granny was hardly aware.

Granny burned the cookies again.
The house is ashes and smoke.
The firemen tried to save the place,
But it was hewn in oak.

Granny burned the cookies again.
Oh, why couldn't they save just one?
‘Cause chocolate chip are the best, you know
When they're burnt and thoroughly done.


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[Note: This is for the MILKMAN. I prefer mine slightly undercooked.]