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A Sardine Sandwich POV		Rated: 18+
Short Items From The Point of View of a Fish Sandwich
by: tHiNg	This item requires reviews with ratings.

These are my variously presented thoughts about life and writing, which feature a sardine sandwich with a bad attitude and a hungry smart-alecky whale.

A grilled cheese sandwich makes a guest appearance.

WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. YOU WON'T GET IT UNLESS YOU CEASE AND DESIST IN THE PRACTICE OF TAKING YOUR OWN SELF TOO SERIOUSLY!

As a writer, I can be anything I want to be, including a sardine sandwich!

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851875 Fiction	Grab The Harpoon! >> 13+ by 54 members.	1.87 KB	5/24/04 10:30am 9/22/09 4:05pm
	Evil Sentence Fragments Torment a Sardine Sandwich in County Mayo Genres: Writing :: Satire :: Comedy
837029 Article	Nobody Likes a Passive Sardine Sandwich >> E by 85 members.	1.76 KB	4/7/04 12:34pm 9/6/09 7:03pm
	The Sardine Sandwich plows a path of innovation through a sea of mud. Genres: Writing :: Educational :: Satire
836999 Article	Sardine Sandwiches and Whales >> E by 72 members.	5.02 KB	4/7/04 9:48am 9/6/09 7:03pm
	About Points of View Featuring an Intolerant Grilled Cheese Sandwich Genres: Writing :: Educational :: Satire

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