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Bean Dip Woman
parody of Fleetwood Mac's Gold Dust Woman Eat on Bean Dip Woman Eat those raunchy beans, Down those chips Lousy bowels Comes out lookin' Just like the dip Wake up in the mornin’ Stumble to the bathroom For some pill Sit down for an hour Feelin like a whoopy cushion Over-filled Well did it wake you up? Make you walk fast Spatter your shorts with mud-- Now tell me is it over now? Do you know how? To pick up some Maalox and go home?
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