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Dear Aunt Blabby,
How comforting to know you´re here for me. I´m often lost, and it feels so good to have someone to turn to. By the way, you´re very pretty. / AL. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dearest AL, How lovely to find your little missive posted in my lair! Coincidentally, Aunt Blabby is oft-described as a shepherdess of little lost lambs ~ and that, of course, includes ewe. DO drop by any old time you're feeling buffetted by life's gales; I've a veritable penchant or breaking winds and leading lost lambs through the mists. Thank you for your flattering assessment of my countenance ~ you clean up pretty good yerself, gal! I breathlessly await your witty literary encore, and leave you for now with this little pearl: Mary had a little lamb ...and then he had her back. Love and meadow muffins, Yer old Aunt Blabby ~~~ READ MORE OF AUNT BLABBY'GREATEST HITS ! ~~~ "HELP! I'm Addicted to Writing.com!" "Safety Precautions When Peeling Eyeballs" "Six Degrees of Lover Separation..." "My Family Tree Doesn't Branch..." "Cradle Robbers Anonymous..." "Toenail Treachery" " Aunt Blabby should expose herself ???" "Take My Husband ~ PLEASE !" "So Glad You're There for Me..." "Pickled Parts is Pickled Parts" "" The Taming of the Podiatrist ""
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