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So Glad You're There for Me...
Aunt Blabby's very first little lost lamb wanders in...
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Dear Aunt Blabby,
How comforting to know you´re here for me. I´m often lost, and it feels so good to have someone to turn to. By the way, you´re very pretty. / AL.

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Dearest AL,
How lovely to find your little missive posted in my lair! Coincidentally, Aunt Blabby is oft-described as a shepherdess of little lost lambs ~ and that, of course, includes ewe. DO drop by any old time you're feeling buffetted by life's gales; I've a veritable penchant or breaking winds and leading lost lambs through the mists.

Thank you for your flattering assessment of my countenance ~ you clean up pretty good yerself, gal!

I breathlessly await your witty literary encore, and leave you for now with this little pearl:

Mary had a little lamb
...and then he had her back.


Love and meadow muffins,
Yer old Aunt Blabby

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