Aunt Blabby should expose herself ???

Dear aunt Blabby,
Why aren´t people asking more advice from you? Maybe they haven´t noticed you´re around. Though I´m more than flattered to have you as my own private oracle, I think that you might want to give yourself more exposure. I really think you have a good thing going here, please don´t go away, you´re such a comfort. / AL
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AL, my dear, you're such a comfort to the Blabster! Words simply fail me! I've tried heightened exposure on a veritable plethora of Writing.com street corners, but my endeavors thus far have reaped precious little e than several pesky (though personally uplifting) Indecent Exposure convictions. (That SM can be SO rigid at times!)  But worry not ~ it'll take a great deal more than being summarily ignored to blow Aunt Blabby outta the Oracle business. {Heck, it take a neutron bomb to blow her off the toilet sometimes!)

I'm here for my Dearies ~ whether they like it or not.

Love and Mugshots,
Aunt Blabby

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