Addicted to Sponge Bob

Number Ten:
You’ve recently decorated your living room in Sponge Bob yellow.

Number Nine
You have carpel tunnel from mastering level 14 on Sponge Bob Calapse.

Number Eight
You own a pet snail named Gary

Number Seven:
You’ve formed a Sponge Bob Awareness coalition dedicated to educating the public in sea sponge rights of Sponges

Number Six:
You constantly coin Sponge Bobisms so now your friends have dubbed you ‘Sponge Bob Clever Pants”.

Number Five:
You refuse to drink your morning cup of coffee out of anything but your Sponge Bob Square Mug.

Number Four:
You insist on calling your best friend Patrick, even though his name is Steve.

Number Three:
While eating at Red Lobster, you complain to the general manager that Krabby Patties aren’t listed on the dinner menu.

Number Two:
You've inspired the entire group of rollercoaster train passengers to burst into the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme before the ride takes off.

Number One:
Your dream vacation is Bikini Bottom.


The list was inspired by "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" 
Another Sponge Bob item: "How did you know?"