Slave Kitty

Slave Kitty
Quizmo LaGrande



I trudge… I scrub… I dust… I slave…
Clean and haul the livelong day.
A kitty I’m supposed to be,
The kind that purrs upon your knee.
I’m not the Cinderella type;
Believe me, I can scratch and bite.

When I get big, just wait and see,
A mighty lion I will be.
And I will make you wash and mop;
With whisker twitch you’ll hop, hop, hop!
And clean the mess that I let fall!
Much larger buckets, you will haul!

Yeah! Larger buckets you will haul!
Ones so big you’ll have to crawl!
You’ll be heaving stinky stuff
From a litter box so large you’ll huff
And puff… and wheeze… and gag… and trudge…
At lion’s whim (who holds a grudge),
Wishing you’d shown a bit more class
And not been such... a stupid ass!
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