The Drive-Thru

My story starts like this
I gave my wife a little kiss
Not strange for you
but definitely for us two

I was just going to get us a little supper. Nothing fancy that is true
But something other than her stew

I reached the corner of Mayberry and Pine.
Waited at the light everything was fine.
Then I took the right
to get that fast food bite

The burger joint was bustling and the workers seemed to be hustling but I waited for what seemed an hour just to get up to the lit tower

And then it struck me in my stomach, oh no!!

Too many choices, combo one, two, three, or maybe even four. I ordered very slow;

When the horns started honking
I order what they called "The King Burgerbling, with cheese, no lettuce and a dry bun.

Yes, yes that would make me weigh a ton.
So off I go back to my house, when I got there there was little left for a mouse.

I told my wife that the strangest thing had occurred there were no more fast food places, where did they go; how absurd.

So she went to the kitchen and took out some ground chuck and then a frying pan that went flying like a hockey puck.

I was out for days, my lawyer did say, talking about sandwiches and flying fish fillets.

So I signed some papers and I was a free man off to get dinner, from a garbage can.