Have Your Cake and Eat It Too?

Have Your Cake and Eat It Too?
Quizmo LaGrande

Do you think that I engaged you in a wedding just for play?
Listen, dearest darling, it just don’t work that way.
Cause now the knot is tied. The wedding vows were spoke.
Ain’t no turning back. You’re hooked. Ain’t no funny joke.

So now, dear manly man, you're mine. I’m master of this fate.
If you’re lucky I may give you just a little for love’s sake.
But I have to tell you flatly that since now the deed is through
Please, dear, don’t expect to have your cake and eat it too!



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Featured in the Comedy Newsletter, October 2004.