The Return of K. Kelly circa 1969

We all know of K. Kelly the radical

Who went down to hell,

After being brutally shot down at

State U. where he fell.


Satan judged him fairly,

But considered him a bore,

So he sent him back to earth to destroy

And wreak havoc some more.


The enthusiastic students were glad

To have him back,

So he could pass out grenades and ammo

From his wonderful sack!

* Author's Note:
Excerpt from "The Amazing Adventures
of K. Kelly"