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Sometimes I Sail on a Boat
A silly limerick.
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Sometimes I sail on a boat
Boats are supposed to do something called… float.
And float, yes they do,
And sail on the blue,
But my vessel is poised in my throat.

Sea-sickness a good indication
One’s floating, by mere implication.
Waves—this way and that,
(Oops, there goes my hat!)
And my stomach, it offers donation!
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